All of my summer rain for this week

The boys

Jokes:

1. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom
2. What's 9 + 10? 21
3. Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he had nobody to go with
4. Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chickens foot
5. Why did the turkey cross the road? Because the chicken wanted a day off
6. Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it saw KFC on the other side
7. What do you call a gorilla with earmuffs?Anything he can't hear you
8. Do you want to know a joke you having friends
9. Do you want another joke? Your life
10. Your mum so ugly she made Hello Kitty say goodbye

Chicken Scraps

Appetizer

Muddy garlic

3 week old garlic bread with muddy water for dipping sauce

Main

Mouldy boil up

A boil up including: Mouldy stale bread with smelly egg shells with the jelly dog food and cake scraps

Desert

Green soup

The water leftover after cooking the small red sausages with mouldy cabbage purple bread and dry crushed up bananas with old green food coluring.

Summer rain homework

The six towns in wairarapa are:

Masterton

Masterton is the largest town in wairarapa

Masterton also has a museum just for sheep shearing

Carterton

Carterton is the top wine producing areas

Eketahuna

Early pioneers originally named the town Mellemskov, which means “Heart of the Forest”. This name was eventually discarded in favour of ‘Eketahuna’, a Maori word which means to “run aground on a sandbank” (this name originated because Maori canoes could not paddle beyond this part of the Makakahi River).

Featherston

Featherston is home to the world’s only Fell Engine - a survivor from the days of the Rimutaka Incline Railway.  The town’s history is strongly linked to the railway and World War One

Greytown

Historic Greytown is home to excellent examples of Victorian colonial architecture that line the main street - in fact, it's New Zealand's most complete street of wooden Victorian buildings.

Martinborough

Martinborough has more than twenty wineries and it is said that it has the best Pinot noir

This is some of my spelling for this week

Spelling scribble

Find the definition of your words

Week 9

Find the definition of your words using an online dictionary

access

To be able to use something

accept

To receive something

accelerate

To speed up

accident

Doing something not on purpose

circus

A place where people do things to amuse you

decide

To conclude with one side

excited

To be nervous and happy

process

A certain way to do something

succeed

To accomplish something

Office

A place to work

Daniels Go-Kart

My information report

My Go-Kart

For inquiry we have to make a simple machine.So I decided to make a small go-kart.

I am probably going to make it out of K-NeX or if that doesn’t work I will make it out of lego.The frame will not be very big.I have tried to make it out of K-NeX, but it was too tall so it looked really weird.For the wheels’ I will probably use gears from the class K-NeX.

What will happen is, you will push it and you can just watch it roll.If I make a life size one it will have pedals and a seat that's IF I make one.

It uses 3 forces kinetic and potential energy and push. Because you need to push it to move it.And it has potential energy before you roll it and kinetic while it’s rolling.

When I make my model go-kart it will more than likely be able to fit a lego person and maybe 2 or 3.

Apples

We had to think of three different potions these are mine

1. Flying potion (you can fly for 12 hours)

Ingredients: Feathers 3-5, water, ostrich head, chicken wings 2

Used to fly anywhere

2. Immortality (you're invincible for 12 hours

Ingredients: Paua shell, stilts for feeling taller, iron man's suit

Used to fight of a bunch of ninja bears

3. Einstein potion (makes you smart for 12 hours)

Ingredients: pencil, paper, fruit, chocolate milk all da way

Used to finish homework on time (I never can)

Daniel

My Inquiry Daniel

This is my learning of bungee jumping.

The Camp Was Usual Enough

The camp was usual enough it had;A river, a bridge, a restaurant, tents, And cabins I never slept in.My friends and friends Dad did what boys do- played N.F.L, parkour, flips on bars, ate delicious blackberries and messed about on the playground doing nothing worthwhile.
By Daniel.