Friday, September 22, 2017

All of my summer rain for this week

The boys


Jokes:


  1. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom
  2. What's 9 + 10? 21
  3. Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he had nobody to go with
  4. Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chickens foot
  5. Why did the turkey cross the road? Because the chicken wanted a day off
  6. Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it saw KFC on the other side
  7. What do you call a gorilla with earmuffs?Anything he can't hear you
  8. Do you want to know a joke you having friends
  9. Do you want another joke? Your life
  10. Your mum so ugly she made Hello Kitty say goodbye


Chicken Scraps


Appetizer
Muddy garlic
3 week old garlic bread with muddy water for dipping sauce


Main
Mouldy boil up
A boil up including: Mouldy stale bread with smelly egg shells with the jelly dog food and cake scraps


Desert
Green soup

The water leftover after cooking the small red sausages with mouldy cabbage purple bread and dry crushed up bananas with old green food coluring.

4 comments:

  1. Daniel well done for labelling your post correctly.
    Some of your jokes are very funny. I don't think that the last three are very funny though.

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  2. i think the funny jokes were so awesome and funny and i like the "why did the turkey cross the road.
    next time make your name be in the title!

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  3. i like how you did the whats 9+10=21 next time you can do more funny jokes

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  4. i like how you did the whats 9+10=21 next time you can do more funny jokes

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